funny

God made man and then
rested. God made women
and then no one rested
><(((:>I send dis fish as a
sign of friendship Plz take
care of it & keep it in
mobile & daily put ur
mobile in water so tat fish
wont DIE:-)
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any
message. He angried and
called to rani.She told
stupid "This was a missed
call"
can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it. please help me
out, i know you have it, i
will return it .a sardar asks
to ATM machine???????
terrorists have kidnapped
our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will
burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. I have donated
15 liters.